Joel’s Improved Personal Website

I Own a Truck

My vehicle, which I maintain scrupulously, and runs in a smooth efficient manner.

In October 2004, I bought this truck.

  • It is brown.
  • It was made in 1989.
  • It had 93,000 miles on it when I bought it.
  • I wash it every week.
  • It gets 17 miles per gallon.
  • It has a roll-up tonneau cover and a CD player.
  • The inside is surprisingly clean.

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.”
—W. H. Auden (1907-1973)